Wednesday, April 27, 2011

If I ruled the nation...

There are two things in life I don't really understand: economy and politics. So originally I was going to write this post and call it "Things I would change if I were President." But I decided I don't want to be president. I want to be a queen. And with all this royal wedding business, what better time to write a post about being queen than now?

First let me start of by saying that I would be happy to be your queen. I'm pretty sure if you all start picketing outside the white house it could happen. This is a democracy after all. You should be able to make me your queen if you want. That's how it works right?

Anyways things I would do if I was queen:

1. Make gay marriage legal. I just don't get why it's not. I understand there are a lot of you out there who thing marriage should be reserved for a man and a woman. Well, for those of you that think that... then marry someone of the opposite sex! Marriage between two women or two men will not lesson what you already have with your husband or wife! We should have the freedom to choose who we love. And aren't those that believe marriage is reserved for heterosexuals basing their beliefs on religion? Last time I checked we lived in a country with freedom of religion. This is a legal issue-- not a personal beliefs issue! And on that note... I LOVE this quote:

2. Illegalize Wallpaper. We finally finished taking down the wallpaper in the baby's room last week. It was the second time I've had to do it in my whole life, and I might hate it more than anything in the world. Next house we buy? There will be no wallpaper (and not just because I will then be queen and will have ruled it so.)

3. Make some speed limits faster and some speed limits slower. It makes no sense why on the road I live on-- with tons of houses and families that the speed limit is 40. Then on one of the smaller highways-- with two lanes, no stop signs or lights and NOTHING but cars the speed limit is also 40. It just makes no sense.

4. Acceptable social behavior would mimic that of a night owl. Staying up late, and sleeping in. Exactly opposite of "early to bed and early to rise" I'm working on a catchy jingle.

Those are my first 4 decrees as queen. I'm sure there will be many more that will alter your life in a positive way. What would you do if you were queen, king, president, tribe leader, etc??


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